THE PHRASE ‘ITS ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK’ MAKES ME SO ANGRY BECAUSE FUCKING DUH ITS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK WHY WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING IF YOU FOUND IT
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Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.
I’m going to have to lean more towards the witchcraft.
(Source: finalellipsis, via darkerthandaniel)
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
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I wonder if professional dancers sit around like “I’m actually living the dream” because I’d probably cry everyday
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uoa:
i dont understand showgirls because they’re always dancing topless with no bra and that would hurt like a MOTHER do you even understand